My name is Beth. Like the song by KISS. I’m really NOT what you were expecting. I love my amazing friends, my hilarious family, my huge hamster, and my incredible Jesus, and…. taking funny pictures! And correcting dumb grammar errors. And using rhetorical devices! What do my boyfriend, Orlando Bloom, and Olympic speedskaters have in common? (aside from their abs, YUM!) They’re all freaking sexy. I'm kinda, no REALLY neurotic about some things, and I really do go nuts on a regular basis. I need to know what time it is or I’ll go crazy. Speaking of crazy, most people on NM think I am, for dumb reasons like my religious beliefs or political views. But I like me, and I just consider myself part of the Noteminority. I'm really fickle, and I try my hardest to articulate what goes on in my head, but it never works the way I hope. I adore empty film canisters. If you don’t know what film is, you’re either really young or really ignorant. Go play Neopets. Actually, I shouldn’t say that. I still play Neopets. And I love coloring. A coloring book can keep me busy for hours. That and Fun Dip. Have I mentioned I’m almost 18? I guess I'm like everyone else. Except I meow at people. That's totally different.