One day about 19 years ago in the darkness of the morning my parents were really happy and young, so they decided to make love to the cooing of baby birds feeding. They didn't use a condom because they are too cool for that shit. There is a lesson in all of this. Use a condom, or you will get a Jeremy. A me. A mistake, a miscalculation, an annoyance, a guy with everything wrong to say at the right time, a guy with random bursts of nonsense flowing through his mouth at every given time. I am Jeremy. Hear me roar.
Oh, and I have a "family member" on notemine. edward
